Geeky Nana’s Horde Dark Roast Protein Frappe – Coffee Meets Power-Up

Looking for a coffee drink that hits like a fireball and fuels you through raid nights, boss battles, or just a chaotic Monday? Geeky Nana’s got you.

This Horde Dark Roast Protein Frappe is a chilled coffee shake packed with flavor, attitude, and caffeine — best served in your favorite geeky mug or tumbler. Bonus: it’s keto-friendly, high-protein, and sugar-free if you want it to be.

Ingredients:

  • ¾ cup brewed Geeky Nana Horde Dark Roast (chilled or cold brew)

  • 1 scoop vanilla or chocolate protein powder

  • ½ cup unsweetened almond milk or coconut milk

  • Ice (1–1½ cups)

  • Optional: dash of cinnamon or monk fruit sweetener

  • Optional: 1 tbsp heavy cream or keto whipped topping

Instructions:

  1. Add chilled coffee, milk, and protein powder to a blender.

  2. Add ice and sweetener or flavorings if desired.

  3. Blend until frothy and thick.

  4. Pour into your Geeky Nana pint glass, tumbler, or mug.

  5. Sip and channel your inner orc.

Why it rocks:
Bold roast | Protein power | Iced & smooth | Customizable macros

Power-Up Kit for the Horde

  • 🔥 Horde Dark Roast Coffee

  • 🧋 16oz glass cup (new product!)

  • 🧙♀️ Horde Mug (for hot days)

  • 🌌 Large tumbler (for on-the-go raids)